Who’s Kelly?

Name: Kelly M

Birthday: 12th February 1994

Location: London/ California/ Hong Kong

Best People in the World: Maddy, Saz, Sophie, Bump, Alice, Lucy, Steph, Beat, Dana.

What does your name mean on urban dictionary?

1. the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet

2. The most wonderful girl I will ever meet, she’s pretty, smart, kind, funny….I could go on forever! I love her and she doesn’t even know it…Definately the coolest person in the world.

“See her? That’s Kelly she’s the coolest person ever!”
3. A person of extreme phisical attractiveness, with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper. Verb- To sway, or walk in a way that makes males sweat.Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Kelly. 
I couldn’t help myself. She Kellied passed me and I fell in love.(sorry to dissapoint but i dont have breasts like a stripper).
4. hottest girl on the planet. one who gives pleasure in the all right places. will rock your cock all night long“i had kelly last night, she fucked me like a pornstar”

5. Kelly (pronounced /ˈkɛli/) is an Irish origin given name and surname. It’s been adapted to mean “Brave Warrior” in many English language armies (for example, the Irish Army, British Army, and Australian Army), and “Warrior Princess” by American popular culture. Kelly is the second most common family name in Ireland (after Murphy).Originally an Anglicised form of the ancient Irish Gaelic name Ceallach, possibly meaning “bright-headed”, “strife”, or “church, monastery”. 

What is the one thing you regret most?

Being so drunk that I rolled in my own sick wearing the most hideous BAPE MENS shorts… i mean… it would be okay if i rolled in my vomit wearing something like Chanel.

Do you think its okay to tell a lie?

NO, its a sin to lie… gahdd what do they teach you in school. I follow strict rules: no lying, drinking, smoking, sex. Lol I just amused myself for a second… Lying is my middle name.

Do you like Showers or Baths?

Showers… you know you save so much water… shun you bath takers.. although i take a shower before special occasions like after a huge 3 day hike. :)

What is your wish you haven’t fulfilled yet?

To be the next someone… 

If you were going to be stuck on a desert, which 5 books, movies, people and foods would you take along?

I would take 5 Harry Potter books, The Hangover, 3 American pie movies, The Notebook. I would take Bump, Maddy, Saz, Steph and Beat- every hour would be happy hour with us. ERmmm sushi, crispy duck and other chinese cuisines, Italian food such as pizza and pasta and spanish paella, and finally some junk food.